Thursday, January 3, 2008

TWINKIE CENSORS


Banning TV ads for junk food.


New year-end columns on the top Human Nature stories and privacy threats of 2007. (For discussions of the latest topics, check out the Human Nature Fray.)

Scientists are testing a vaccine for cocaine. It blocks the high (and thereby discourages continued use) by prompting your immune system to attack the drug. Other vaccine targets: nicotine, meth, heroin. Skeptical reactions: 1) Lots of anti-addiction drugs have failed. 2) Addicts might override the immune response by increasing their cocaine dosage. 3) They might switch to new drugs. Ethical questions: 1) Should the vaccine be used preemptively on non-addicts? 2) Should it be imposed on addicts who are pregnant, to protect their babies? 3) Could parents force it on kids, like other vaccinations? 4) Should judges be allowed to offer it in exchange for sentence reductions? Human Nature's view: If you're addicted, you're already under coercion, so anti-addiction drugs may not be such an imposition. (Join the Fray thread on addiction vaccines.)

Britain implemented a ban on junk-food ads during TV shows for minors. The ban applies to 1) "foods high in fat, salt and sugar" and 2) shows that attract a "significantly higher than average proportion of viewers under the age of 16." This follows a previous ban that applied to kids 9 or younger. The government also "plans to ban the use of celebrities and characters, such as cartoon heroes, to advertise unhealthy food." Rationale: Controlling child obesity. Britons' objections: 1) The ban doesn't go far enough, because it doesn't cover adult-oriented shows that some kids watch. 2) It should cover all shows that air before 9 p.m. 3) The government caved in to the financial greed of broadcasters and "the food industry." (Related: The battle against junk food; the war on soda; regulating salt; the worst privacy invasions of 2007.)

NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS

I thought this was quite funny, but weirdly very true. Thought I'd share it. By the way, yes that's Sean McGraw's Pops playing the Guitar!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Always bring the food. And lots of it.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and say Hello

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Cry with you. And for you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together. Then help do the dishes before leaving.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. And most of the time know you better than you do yourself

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. Then walk beside you in the front of the crowd

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NEW BRUNSWICK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'Anyone home!' If you are not home they will wait or leave a Note.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
NEW BRUNSWICKS FRIENDS: Are for life. And then some.