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Why not find out Obama wants you to be a dick?

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Mike Freeman Is A Fucking Moron

Mike Forman is a writer for CBS Sports. I have read his bullshit for a couple of years now, but today I've finally had enough. Here is a part of his "article" today...

"There is just one way to end this ugly, messy drama that's been happening in the NFL for two long months. Just one--White House intervention.

I know, I know. This is what you're going to say. President Obama and his staff have bigger issues like, oh, I don't know, a still faltering economy. Football is a tiny morsel compared to what's on the plate of an American president. But I'd argue football is vital to the American psyche (and doesn't exactly hurt the economy when it's in full swing) and is worthy of a presidential sitdown.

Obama could get this solved in two days. Three tops. He'd pull these stubborn egos in the Oval Office, put on his Cutler jersey, get the Secret Service to bolt the doors, and keep them in place until a deal was struck. It'd be the easiest negotiation Obama ever did (CBS Sports)."

When he wrote "Obama and his staff have bigger issues" he should've just stopped. There is no reason that the President of the United States needs to get involved in the NFL, and to try to prove your point by saying "football is vital to the American psyche" is fucking laughable. You know what is vital to American psyche? Jobs. I am not going to get all political, but to sit here and say that the NFL lockout is a pressing issue in America makes me sick. As much as I love sports there is just no reason that they should be wasting their time with this. I was pissed when they did the whole steroid thing, and I am one of the guys that loves that everyone was getting busted. Focus on what's important like jobs, gas prices, wars, terrorist, and leave the NFL to the players, owners, and fans.

Fuck you Mike Freeman the fact you get paid to write that bullshit makes me understand why this country wastes so much money.

Why Not?

Why not some Osama Bin Laden jokes?

- Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."


- On a scale of 1 to Osama, how good am I at hide and seek?

- Osama Bin Laden, world Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011.

- Elton John is doing a tribute song. Its called "Sandals in the Bin"

- It's really has been a Disney kind of weekend: a prince got married and the bad guy died.

- Q. What would Osama Bin Laden be doing today if he were alive?
A. Drowning.

- So, Osama was buried at sea, have they learned nothing from what happened with Megatron?

- No matter how collected Obama is during his speech, he's hearing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" blasting in his head.

- One thing we'll always remember about this weekend is Fast 5 opening #1 at the box office. A historic time, indeed.

- "Just wait...juuuuuuuust wait till tomorrow you ass-clowns..." -Barack Obama, to himself at White House Correspondents' Dinner

FROM THE OFFICE OF TONY GRILLO

Our long time pal Tony Grillo down at Flinch Studio in Atlanta used to tell me that he wished he was Canadian. I bet that after the recent election this isn't so true anymore.

Being an American just got cool again, being Canadian means Amercians won't try to pass as us while travelling anymore. A win/win.

I was just thinking about it all, you know, what went down last night. It's monumental really. Not only did the Americans elect a true leader. They showed the world that they have officially crossed the racism border by electing a black man to the white house. It's a great time to be alive.

Hell I'm not even American but I get all emotional about it. It's quite something in my opinion. Makes me wish we had a true leader at the helm here in Canada, someone that inspires hope and shows the world what Canada truly is all about. A World Leader, someone like Barack Obama is what I think Canada is missing at the helm. Someone we can believe in.

Anyway, a great day, a great drawing!

Thanks Tony! Congrats!

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