Showing posts with label Drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drunk. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Shocking News: Players From Philly Are A Bunch Of Drunks


Since the Flyers traded away captain Mike Richards and Jeff Carter this offseason we have wondered why. Of course they needed a goalie, but to trade away two of their best offensive players seemed a bit much. Then news started to come out that these two refused to write their uniform numbers on a board in the locker room under a pledge to abstain from alcohol, as the coach requested. There are also rumors that these two had some serious drinking/partying problems.

Well, I guess that would explain it, and I guess we shouldn't be all that shocked that a hockey player has a drinking problem, and even less shocked when that player is from Philly. There have been some rumors that Marchand is kind of a party animal and the Bruins have asked him to cut back, but at least he has something to celebrate.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Why Not?

Why not watch what happens when you drink Four Loko?(seriously this is spot on)

Friday, April 22, 2011

FUCK YOU KNICKS

I thought that this whole crowd thing was going to influence the game. fuck you. I i were the knicks i would keep the team exactly how it is and blow up MSG? Just Blow thats shit u. Nothing good has ever happened there and ohonestyl no one needs it. fuck campus social cunt for their stupid bullshit arguements. The door was open and now it is shut and i'm looking fro my broom. Ambien!

Fuck the KFakes

Spike Leee go to hell and shut iy.


Fuck BMack for saying Rondo isn't in the same breath as Rondo as Rose. Rondo controlled this game and had 15, 11, and 20 assists. Go fuck yourself mack. I hope ypo get you achillies tendons ripped off than asked to go sell lemonade standing. go to hell


Red Sox should trade for Ichiro