So George Clooney had been single for about a week (broke up with the girl he is with in the pic above), and now he's fucking Stacy Keibler (pic below). Tough fucking life this guy has. He sits around making for the most part some terrible movie, yet everyone says he is the greatest and gets to bang anything he wants. On top of it he doesn't get a "bad boy" image.
I would literally kill everyone I work with for 1 night with Stacy Keibler, actually that isn't saying much, since I don't really like anyone I work with. Still, she has to be incredible. Long legs, pro wrestler, and a butt that would make a priest renounce his religion.
Damn you George Clooney, damn you and you ridiculously unbelievable life. If there is reincarnation you better come back as as a fucking Mexican Burrowing Frog or something.
